i will beat your ass in hopscotch and i will dance with you till your feet fall off.Tumblr (3.0; @megaritaontherocks)http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thepensivebrony.tumblr.com/post/50615333100/you-shouldnt-be-depressed-people-have-it-worse">thepensivebrony</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”</p> <p>finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50653109847http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50653109847Fri, 17 May 2013 08:30:03 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/670296b12374a81edab260f883c26713/tumblr_mgjkf1HDCu1qczbido1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/65da97a0636b25ffc0e207051dd2e8da/tumblr_mgjkf1HDCu1qczbido2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://noflawinyou.tumblr.com/post/50651077487" class="tumblr_blog">noflawinyou</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://madfawn.tumblr.com/post/40749430328/omfg">madfawn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg</p> </blockquote> <p>O</p></blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50653081431http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50653081431Fri, 17 May 2013 08:29:25 -0600““Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the strongest, happiest friendship in the person you fall in love with. Someone who speaks highly of you. Someone you can laugh with. The kind of laughs that make your belly ache, and your nose snort. The embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. Wit is important. Life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. Make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. Despair will come. Find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. Most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love, and madness combine and course through you. A love that will never dilute - even when the waters get deep, and dark.””<br/><br/> - <em><a href="http://weseekjoy.blogspot.com/2013/04/a-love-letter-to-my-daughter-on-eve-of.html#comment-form">N’tima</a> Preusser (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://reapinginjoy.tumblr.com/">reapinginjoy</a>)</em>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650933224http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650933224Fri, 17 May 2013 07:39:49 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9679c1fcfd4514dd669e1cf6999d1982/tumblr_mmxby0VsPF1qkvbwso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://didyouknowblog.com/post/50630549846/according-to-various-news-reports-yahoo-com-is" class="tumblr_blog">did-you-kno</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>According to various news reports Yahoo.com is planning to buy Tumblr for 1 Billion dollars.</p> <p><a href="http://venturebeat.com/2013/05/16/yahoo-mulling-1-billion-tumblr-acquisition/">Source</a></p></blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650915965http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650915965Fri, 17 May 2013 07:39:24 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://doglets.tumblr.com/post/50606326496/sext-sorry-just-got-this-text-haha-do-u-still">doglets</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650863688http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50650863688Fri, 17 May 2013 07:38:09 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b871c7f8899b420cdffba1b7c073d360/tumblr_mmimf69cu91qe5ugfo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e105ad8447a37c76ad940930b091ec29/tumblr_mmimf69cu91qe5ugfo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50604161872http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50604161872Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:54 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://illtortuga.tumblr.com/post/50592462676/ice-t-probably-gets-so-excited-when-life-hands-him">illtortuga</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ice-T probably gets so excited when life hands him lemons.</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602871505http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602871505Thu, 16 May 2013 15:43:03 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18ab11cfe1fd10cd3e6c30c1a5dc58da/tumblr_mjb4rzj4O51qfo87uo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602862594http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602862594Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:56 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2169dcefbbf87765ce1606b3027b54ff/tumblr_mmw5c3ABGc1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602848366http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602848366Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:45 -0600<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bb4ccffec5c6dccb23872cdd22e30a0/tumblr_mmw92kjBld1qgwqw9o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602817179http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50602817179Thu, 16 May 2013 15:42:20 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8537zsc1S1qbb552o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imgonnamakeachange.tumblr.com/post/50501648823/this-is-my-life">imgonnamakeachange</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is my life</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559922996http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559922996Wed, 15 May 2013 23:38:00 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supermegafoxyawesomehotnot.tumblr.com/post/50454347711/teruteruhanamura-im-fucking-crying-oh-my">supermegafoxyawesomehotnot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teruteruhanamura.tumblr.com/post/50426784837/im-fucking-crying-oh-my-god-this-guy-from">teruteruhanamura</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9dc71d791a1b36bac63e8359c8b158c8/tumblr_inline_mmsr9b5xWn1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? <span>AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT</span></p> <p>LORD FUCKWAD</p> <p>HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST</p> </blockquote> <p><em>SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT</em></p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559281931http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559281931Wed, 15 May 2013 23:24:13 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight.tumblr.com/post/50348874919/thegayloki-you-know-what-should-be-a-thing">runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegayloki.tumblr.com/post/49806206434/you-know-what-should-be-a-thing-like-marriage">thegayloki</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends </p> <p>and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit</p> <p>and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon</p> </blockquote> <p>BRONEYMOON</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559111692http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50559111692Wed, 15 May 2013 23:20:37 -0600<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13f54fb63cc4b8534559b9e926e2dbb2/tumblr_mmv33iEaRr1qgk4hio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://crucio-that-ho.tumblr.com/post/50528130571/hitler-yolo-youhangupfirst" class="tumblr_blog">crucio-that-ho</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>#hitler #yolo #youhangupfirst </p></blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558979703http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558979703Wed, 15 May 2013 23:17:51 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yaygocats.tumblr.com/post/50143913620/discomplete-i-want-to-wear-shorts-because-its">yaygocats</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://discomplete.tumblr.com/post/48087755794/i-want-to-wear-shorts-because-its-hot-but-i">discomplete</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography</p> </blockquote> <p>“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558952708http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558952708Wed, 15 May 2013 23:17:17 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://decomposinghouses.tumblr.com/post/50503290957/do-some-pastors-use-the-bible-to-mooch-tithes-off">decomposinghouses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do some pastors use the bible to mooch tithes off of innocent people? <span>Yes.</span></p> <p>Do some Christians preach at people relentlessly while they hide all of their sin away in the dark? <span>Yes.</span></p> <p>Do some of the most insensitive and ignorant people in America claim to be of the Christian faith? <span>Yes.</span></p> <p>Does the existence of terrible Christians necessarily disprove the existence of God and a real Christian faith? <span>No.</span></p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558165537http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558165537Wed, 15 May 2013 23:01:37 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fetusich.tumblr.com/post/36591164459/my-life-is-a-constant-cycle-of-waiting-until-the">fetusich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend and then not doing anything when it comes</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558012363http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50558012363Wed, 15 May 2013 22:58:44 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://t-r-u-e-he4rt.tumblr.com/post/48659807897">t-r-u-e-he4rt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://edsomniac.tumblr.com/post/48644528714/are-you-dating-taylor-swift">edsomniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“are you dating taylor swift?”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/c2e947f99f0f7431a5268cc747102f55/tumblr_inline_mlohp3upBB1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>forever rebloggg</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50557945489http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50557945489Wed, 15 May 2013 22:57:27 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wizardsandhijack.tumblr.com/post/50310880831/hospitalf0rsouls-omfg-so-if-mary-had-baby">wizardsandhijack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hospitalf0rsouls.tumblr.com/post/50310612636">hospitalf0rsouls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…</p> <p><br/> did Mary have a little lamb?</p> </blockquote> <p>you broke the world</p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50395144981http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50395144981Mon, 13 May 2013 21:16:02 -0600<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://marceddy.tumblr.com/post/48815694589/when-people-are-really-rude-and-douchey-and">marceddy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/aeeae3b9332f1588237e5410824a7526/tumblr_inline_mlsd3dQW3l1qcnum8.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50395124579http://megaritaontherocks.tumblr.com/post/50395124579Mon, 13 May 2013 21:15:45 -0600